Yo, yo, how's this for a headline? You ready? Oh, of course, I'm ready.

And let me make sure the date of this. Yeah, this is from two day, uh, the daily mail.

You've heard of the daily mail, right? Of course I have.

Daily mail, uh, dot CO dot UK man 30 dies with ping pong ball up his bum.

After being electrocuted while pledging himself. Now I saw another headline that says man dies

after DIY masturbation. I thought, isn't masturbation always DIY? Isn't that what makes it

masturbation? Someone else doesn't. Women wouldn't be all the time if they use an

electric. Maybe they're still doing it themselves. I guess with the help of machines,

but even when you see DIY stuff, people are using drills and tools and say, look,

you can build this table. Right. So if you're using tools, I still think it's do it yourself,

because maybe do it yourself. I mean, now that you say that, you make a good point.

I stand corrected. Maybe do it yourself. It's like making some sort of makeshift.

That's what they meant. I think that's what they meant was like, you know, DIY.

You don't think it wasn't a pocket, whatever. Yeah. So you want to hear how we die?

I've never used. I've never used. What? No. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They sent one to work one time.

It sat at my house forever and then finally I tried it. Well, you know, I'm just

flash light. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Flash light and I threw it away.

But I left the cap on the toilet. My ex is like, oh, do you use that thing?

And I was like, no. I was like, no, I didn't use it. It's weird, man. I don't know.

Maybe if you were like wasted or something, I don't know. I think I would feel weird.

You do. And you you're thinking about when this is over, I'm going to be mad at myself.

And it says like you can put it in the dishwasher. I was like, I'm just throwing this away.

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