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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Robby Hoffman!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Robby Hoffman! You know Robby Hoffman from stand up comedy, Long Winded w/ Gabby Windey, The Adam Friedland Show Podcast, Bein' Ian with Jordan Jensen, Good For You, Don't Tell Comedy, Steph Tolev's Steph Infection, Why Won't You Date Me? w/ Nicole Byer, and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Factor: Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:14.1

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:19.7

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

0:23.5

This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it has to be classy. Yeah. But you're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition.

0:37.0

She has a new pumping dump scam.

0:38.7

Okay.

0:39.0

She wants to run by us at dinner.

0:40.5

Fair enough.

0:41.1

Make us all. at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootty's in a new edition. She has a new

0:37.6

pumping dump scam. Okay. She wants to run by us at dinner. Fair enough. Make us all fat and juicy.

0:42.5

I'm in. Hoffman, you get into this if you want. Let me know. A little off your money. Is this another

0:46.5

crypto scam? Probably, probably not as a advanced. Crypto for those listening,

0:51.8

crypto is the male version of astrology. Is that correct? It's a lot to do with the minerals and numerology. I've lost just as much money as my wife has as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My coes is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world.

1:10.9

And I love him.

1:11.7

Give it up for KJ.

1:13.0

Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang. Shout out to you. Make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are crushing it over there on Spotify. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash harry garbage.

1:26.8

You go over there. And baby, love that money.

1:29.0

Yes, sir. Gang, we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with this today for the first time. She is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. And you might have seen her in, but not limited to. You got theris gettered show you have dying for sex you're going

1:44.8

way but yeah yeah that's good it's a sexual role so so you know bachel williams i love her by the way

1:50.4

my first part really doing being sexual being flirtatious being intimate with michelle williams

1:57.9

who by the way was a doll and i thought i I was coming off the plane. I had coffee.

2:01.6

There was no gum on set. I don't want to be a diva. I don't want to be a diva my first acting that I'm like, hey, anybody have gum. But I got to be this close to Michelle Williams after the coffee. I heard people respect that because they think you're not really trying to make a move. Well, that's, okay. So maybe, yeah, no, I wasn't, I mean, I was making a move.

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