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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Flea Market Weapons w/ Dan Soder

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Dan Soder! You know Dan Soder from stand up comedy, Soder the podcast, Kill Tony, The Bonfire, The Joe Rogan Experience, Impressions, Legion of Skanks, This is Not Happening, We Might Be Drunk, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast and his Comedy Special "On the Road"! and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Aura Frames: Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/GARBAGE. Promo Code GARBAGE Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE today. HexClad: Take advantage of Hexclad’s Holiday Sale! Head to https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE for Up To 50% Off! Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:14.1

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:19.7

Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that I think you're going to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Aege, Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new addition. She just got her first shipment of venison in. Okay.

0:40.1

A little chewy.

0:41.4

Okay. A little chewy. Okay. A little late in the season, I feel. Venison sushi? Shit. Come on. That's six hours down the drain. My coves is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?

0:55.3

He is an international businessman of my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin, James Ryan. What I'm gang. Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate you, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby. And the boys are in the middle of the charts

1:11.0

Right where we want to be.

1:12.3

I ain't at the top of the charge.

1:13.6

We ain't showing off.

1:14.6

No. video available over there on Spotify, baby. And the boys are in the middle of the charts, right where we want to be. I ain't at the top of the charge. It ain't showing off. Meaty part of the curve. That's where the boys belong. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. patreon.com. Check it out. Check it out, gang. And we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean, incredibly special guests. back with us again today. As I say, family at this point. Sure. One of the funniest,

1:30.7

one of the most talented, excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests, back with us again today. As I say, family at this point.

1:29.5

Sure.

1:29.9

One of the funniest, one of the most talented comedians out there in the whole goddamn universe, despite

1:35.8

his misdirected fandom for the San Francisco 49ers.

1:41.4

Can't be perfect.

1:42.5

Mr. Dan Soder, everybody.

1:44.3

I also think it's, at this point, it's just been established I'm garbage. Oh, yeah. This is just to go back to find the degree. Yes. This is like when you go back to Chernobyl to find out how bad it was. We're having fun now. Yeah. There's doctors up in a balcony looking down at you. You got one of those readers? Oh, it's really garbage in this part. It's real garbage. We've got to get out of here in a couple of seconds. It's like when they tested Albert Poulhos, when they tested his hand-eye coordination. Oh, yeah. And it was just... Man, the fact that his fingering must have been incredible.

2:19.1

I love that.

2:19.9

He doesn't finger in chicks.

2:21.3

Are you nuts?

2:21.9

Yeah, but he was probably like, this is how I store you off.

2:24.8

I go start you off, then you go finish me off.

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