Flea Market Weapons w/ Dan Soder
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. |
| 0:14.1 | Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. |
| 0:19.7 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that I think you're going to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Aege, Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new addition. She just got her first shipment of venison in. Okay. |
| 0:40.1 | A little chewy. |
| 0:41.4 | Okay. A little chewy. Okay. A little late in the season, I feel. Venison sushi? Shit. Come on. That's six hours down the drain. My coves is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? |
| 0:55.3 | He is an international businessman of my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin, James Ryan. What I'm gang. Shout out to you as always. Please make sure you rate you, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby. And the boys are in the middle of the charts |
| 1:11.0 | Right where we want to be. |
| 1:12.3 | I ain't at the top of the charge. |
| 1:13.6 | We ain't showing off. |
| 1:14.6 | No. video available over there on Spotify, baby. And the boys are in the middle of the charts, right where we want to be. I ain't at the top of the charge. It ain't showing off. Meaty part of the curve. That's where the boys belong. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. patreon.com. Check it out. Check it out, gang. And we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean, incredibly special guests. back with us again today. As I say, family at this point. Sure. One of the funniest, |
| 1:30.7 | one of the most talented, excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests, back with us again today. As I say, family at this point. |
| 1:29.5 | Sure. |
| 1:29.9 | One of the funniest, one of the most talented comedians out there in the whole goddamn universe, despite |
| 1:35.8 | his misdirected fandom for the San Francisco 49ers. |
| 1:41.4 | Can't be perfect. |
| 1:42.5 | Mr. Dan Soder, everybody. |
| 1:44.3 | I also think it's, at this point, it's just been established I'm garbage. Oh, yeah. This is just to go back to find the degree. Yes. This is like when you go back to Chernobyl to find out how bad it was. We're having fun now. Yeah. There's doctors up in a balcony looking down at you. You got one of those readers? Oh, it's really garbage in this part. It's real garbage. We've got to get out of here in a couple of seconds. It's like when they tested Albert Poulhos, when they tested his hand-eye coordination. Oh, yeah. And it was just... Man, the fact that his fingering must have been incredible. |
| 2:19.1 | I love that. |
| 2:19.9 | He doesn't finger in chicks. |
| 2:21.3 | Are you nuts? |
| 2:21.9 | Yeah, but he was probably like, this is how I store you off. |
| 2:24.8 | I go start you off, then you go finish me off. |
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