A Garbage Christmas Miracle!
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 84 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. |
| 0:14.1 | Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. |
| 0:19.6 | Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be naughty. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Ho, ho, ho. I'm your host, A Troly coming at you on a beautiful day. Christmas Day here at Aunt Tooties. |
| 0:40.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:41.4 | See you. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. time the beef wellington's done she'll be out okay make sure you get that beef wellington by the way i got |
| 0:55.2 | you my co-host is coming at you from across the table our very own santa claus around here |
| 1:00.5 | the uh international businessman himself new dad kippy of the year kevin james ryan everybody |
| 1:06.8 | what up gang shout out to you as always thanks for tuning in thanks for a wonderful the way. Happy holidays to everybody. Can't thank all the bozos and the homies. Enough. Really taking the legs out for my thank you. Sorry. Guy who could have thanked him but didn't. I thank him me out um classic h foley wouldn't want it |
| 1:28.4 | any other way that had that thug beans back um please make sure you're right if you subscribe |
| 1:33.2 | on itunes full video available on youtube also full video available uh over there on spotify baby |
| 1:38.5 | middle of the charts that you know and season's greetings then obviously the greatest |
| 1:43.4 | website of all time, |
| 1:44.3 | www. |
| 1:44.9 | www. patreon.com slash rar you garbage. |
| 1:46.9 | Go over there. |
| 1:47.3 | Get all that holiday cheer gang. That's right. And it wouldn't be a family Christmas episode if we didn't take a little stop by the corner office. Mm-hmm. Who's doubled up at occupancy. We got our good pal new guy Luke |
| 1:59.5 | And Mr. Ryan Diesel |
| 2:01.0 | Head of Operations |
| 2:02.6 | Hey gang |
| 2:03.9 | Hey boys |
| 2:04.4 | I'm my head director of operations right here next to me. Going over the numbers. Loving it. Great Q-4. Good job, boys. Good to see you. Diesel, you want to say hi? I did. Hey, everybody. How you doing? Smooth as buttered it, kid. |
| 2:18.3 | That's why we love them. Gang, we're here for... All I'm 80 grit. Gang, we're here for our Christmas episode. We can't wish everybody. Enough happy Christmas wishes to everyone. We love you very much. Are you on the Fritz or something? What are you talking about? Have a nice time. I'm waiting for my presies. |
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