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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

A Garbage Christmas Miracle!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for our annual Christmas episode! It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:14.1

Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:19.6

Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be naughty. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash. Ho, ho, ho. I'm your host, A Troly coming at you on a beautiful day. Christmas Day here at Aunt Tooties.

0:40.9

Uh-huh.

0:41.4

See you. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. time the beef wellington's done she'll be out okay make sure you get that beef wellington by the way i got

0:55.2

you my co-host is coming at you from across the table our very own santa claus around here

1:00.5

the uh international businessman himself new dad kippy of the year kevin james ryan everybody

1:06.8

what up gang shout out to you as always thanks for tuning in thanks for a wonderful the way. Happy holidays to everybody. Can't thank all the bozos and the homies. Enough. Really taking the legs out for my thank you. Sorry. Guy who could have thanked him but didn't. I thank him me out um classic h foley wouldn't want it

1:28.4

any other way that had that thug beans back um please make sure you're right if you subscribe

1:33.2

on itunes full video available on youtube also full video available uh over there on spotify baby

1:38.5

middle of the charts that you know and season's greetings then obviously the greatest

1:43.4

website of all time,

1:44.3

www.

1:44.9

www. patreon.com slash rar you garbage.

1:46.9

Go over there.

1:47.3

Get all that holiday cheer gang. That's right. And it wouldn't be a family Christmas episode if we didn't take a little stop by the corner office. Mm-hmm. Who's doubled up at occupancy. We got our good pal new guy Luke

1:59.5

And Mr. Ryan Diesel

2:01.0

Head of Operations

2:02.6

Hey gang

2:03.9

Hey boys

2:04.4

I'm my head director of operations right here next to me. Going over the numbers. Loving it. Great Q-4. Good job, boys. Good to see you. Diesel, you want to say hi? I did. Hey, everybody. How you doing? Smooth as buttered it, kid.

2:18.3

That's why we love them. Gang, we're here for... All I'm 80 grit. Gang, we're here for our Christmas episode. We can't wish everybody. Enough happy Christmas wishes to everyone. We love you very much. Are you on the Fritz or something? What are you talking about? Have a nice time. I'm waiting for my presies.

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