Belly Button Poking And Stabbing Fetish

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Most Overused Song In Commercial 2022 Edition 3:46.268 Drug Store Butt Plugs 8:50.310 Youtard Joey Reports On Empty Grocery Store Shelves 11:50.773 New Fetish Alert: Belly Button Stabbing 15:22.799 Cleaning Toilets, Drinking Pee, And Squatting Over Dog Bowls 21:03.010 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:54.351 Hand Delivered Buckets Of Feces 28:20.717 The Police Man Who Gave A Homeless […]

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0:00.0	It's time to spin the Distorted View Stores Wheel of Savings!
0:06.0	Where will the wheel land today?
0:08.0	No matter where it stops, be on the winner with savings, discounts, and special offers in the Distorted View Store!
0:15.0	I see 95% off your order, let's hope the wheel lands on that spot!
0:19.0	There's also spend $10, get $10,000 back!
0:23.0	So many great spots the wheel just has to land on one of those, right?
0:28.0	Round and round it goes!
0:30.0	Where it stops, savings goes!
0:33.0	It's starting to slow down!
0:35.0	Here we go!
0:37.0	Today in the Distorted View Store, you'll get $5 off the DVD logo madness tough cases for Google Pixel, Samsung, and iPhones!
0:49.0	Whatever phone you use, save $5 on the Distorted View phone case!
0:55.0	Use promo code phone in the DVD store today only!
1:00.0	Hey Franks, it's Monday to December 12th, 2022, coming up on the program today,
1:05.0	a chorus of children advertising toxic water litigation, plus erotic self-belly button torture,
1:11.0	drugstore butt plugs make a great gift for that hard to shop for and or uncle,
1:16.0	and delivering buckets of shit!
1:18.0	All coming up today!
1:20.0	There is a factory at the North Pole, shrouded in secrets and snow,
1:33.0	often described as a modern atrocity,
1:38.0	by those who work there than those in the North,
1:43.0	beyond the smokestacks and small shack like dwellings,
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