A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know.

Hello babies! Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.

I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show.

Oh my gosh. How are you? I'm very tired. How are you? I've been sick for like six days. Oh man, I hate being sick. It's the worst. I get so depressed. I like I just

feel like useless. I have very like ablest thoughts about myself that I would never

have about anyone else if they were sick or injured or

Yeah, it's hard not to yeah feel like yeah you just want

I just feel different.

And then when you're healthy you never think,

I'm so grateful that I'm not sick right now,

but when you're sick you're like,

I will never take it for granted again.

I know.

I wish I could just enjoy it and just like watch movies all day but instead I'm like just thinking about all the work I'm not getting done.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a bummer because it's like okay either I have a ton of work to do and being sick makes me feel like I'm going to be so behind or I don't have any work to do and being sick makes me feel like, well, I'm wasting my free time.

Yeah, yeah, I have anxiety about not enjoying my liberation

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