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Baby Geniuses

Acoustic Kitty, JD & The Straight Shot

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! On this very special episode of Baby Geniuses, we read multiple Wikipedia pages for our world famous Wiki of the Week segment. We will start by reading the Wikipedia page for "Acoustic Kitty," a CIA project that was a uniquely bad idea. We shift gears and dive into the Wikipedia page for "JD & The Straight Shot," a blues band backed by a lot of green.

Transcript

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A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses.

0:15.0

We know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses.

0:19.0

We know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses.

0:22.0

We know everything.

0:23.0

everything.

0:24.0

Baby geniuses.

0:25.0

We don't know.

0:26.0

Should we just freaking go for it?

0:28.0

We should just jump into it.

0:30.0

Should we just go for it?

0:32.0

Fuck yeah. Are we ready, Rob? Oh, we're so ready. Should we just go for it? Yeah.

0:32.6

Are we ready, Rob?

0:34.2

Oh, we're so ready.

0:35.1

Kelly, can you handle this?

0:39.2

Michelle, can you handle this?

0:42.2

Lisa.

0:43.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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