Road Trips

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

According to facts there are more roads in the world now than at any point in history: the A49, Route Sixty-Something, Thunder Road etc and so on. Surely, therefore, there is no better time than now to buckle up and listen to a podcast about road trips. Thanks to Josh of Bristol for the topic and remember the rubber don’t burn when the banter’s lukewarm.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:08.9	Hello.
0:10.1	Hello.
0:10.7	Hello.
0:12.6	Of course, normal recording procedures involve us turning off our phones.
0:16.7	Yes.
0:17.6	Or using aeroplane mode.
0:20.4	Yes.
0:21.1	Or as it's called on phones, airplane mode, I think. Yes. Yes. Or using aeroplane mode. Yes. Or as it's called on phones, airplane mode, I think.
0:23.9	Yes.
0:24.6	Once you across the midway point of the Atlantic.
0:27.8	Yes.
0:28.1	And there's also part of you that if it doesn't go on airplane mode,
0:30.9	wonders if you're going to be bringing down 300 souls with you.
0:36.5	When you get that DPD alert that your delivery is due at 11.30 a.m.
0:41.1	That's it.
0:41.6	And the plane just explodes.
0:44.4	The fools, the fool!
0:46.4	Why?
0:48.2	Has anyone ever got to the bottom of why we have to turn off our phones on a plane?
0:53.1	Well, it's the same in petrol stations as well, isn't it?
0:55.0	I still...
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