Cavemen

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The Caveman. Stone Age creature. Witness of the dawn of humanity. He knows only that he must survive and that he must survive only to procreate so that one fine, lukewarm dawn his afterbears might emerge from the cave with enough opposable brain cells to be able to work out how to record a podcast. Thank you to Isaac of London for this crucial topic.

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by Airbnb.
0:02.5	Just like making this podcast, hosting your place on Airbnb is easier with a co-host.
0:07.0	Oh, Ben.
0:08.1	Sweet.
0:08.8	Didn't mean you, Henry.
0:09.7	Find a co-host at Airbnb.com.uk forward slash host.
0:29.0	So, a little, little bit of magic has been sprinkling down on London Town at the last few days, which has been lovely to witness, which is...
0:33.2	The grit of lorries.
0:34.2	The gritter lorries, exactly.
0:35.9	Spreading no magic.
0:36.7	The gritter lorries.
0:40.5	It's just lovely when you see the light catching those little bits of grit as they're dumped onto the sort of sludge and vomit strewn streets.
0:47.9	Yeah.
0:48.6	Of this great city.
0:49.3	Often directed at the paintwork of cars that the gritter lorry drivers suspect may be owned by tossers yes yeah yes well quite it's lovely to see it's lovely to see yeah fairly
1:01.5	supported so basically i didn't really know what you both of you are on about so um okay um yeah
1:07.8	so i'm gonna enjoy finding out you're doing a good job of pretending, though.
1:15.7	Yeah, no, that's what I've learned to cover so well over the years. But this masking must be exhausting, Henry.
1:18.0	It must take it out of you.
1:18.9	The emotional toll is massive.
1:24.8	Frankly, you know what?
1:26.3	Let's have a little bit of a pompompadou moment. Okay. Okay.
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