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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

ROAD POD - DAY 2

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2014

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello again. Here we go again. What an exciting new mechanism. So many positive vibrations in response to the last podcast.

0:12.0

I love to make people feel emotions. Right now I am

0:16.6

driving from Nashville to Asheville. It's funny how the names are so similar. Ha ha ha.

0:23.2

I wish you could see the trees I see.

0:25.9

I wish you could smell the mountain air.

0:28.6

I wish I could pull over and touch the trunk of a tree

0:31.7

and scream out at the top of my lungs mom I am home.

0:35.0

So many trucks are driving here.

0:38.0

Trees and trucks.

0:40.0

The opening comedian I am taking on tour named Yous Sir Lester is eating a very fragrant energy bar.

0:47.0

We found a health food store in the town named Cooksville and we were delighted to find that they sold a fermented drink that is very popular in

0:55.5

Hollywood called kambucha. It had cheese seeds in it. But when I took a soup

1:01.4

something tasted wrong, I peeled the price sticker off and it covered an expiration date that was a month ago.

1:08.5

Really? Really?

1:10.5

Cokesville? I expected so much more from a health food store in Cooksville.

1:16.6

I was shocked and dismayed.

1:18.8

No, come book for me.

1:21.5

No probiotics. is this relatable anyway truth be told my eyes heard from

1:28.6

staring into my phone I had a great dinner in Nashville at a place called Husk so I will let that cancel out this whole

1:36.2

come boocha debacle. I miss my dog. Every town we drive through our store we see that has a funny name I think that would be a great name for a dog or nickname for my dog

1:49.7

Like imagine squealing the name, Cooksville at your pit, or calling him Cra Daddy in a baby voice.

1:57.4

This has been way too real. Thank you for your love. My eyes hurt. These trees and mountain are so pretty.

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