Hello friends.

Due to the ever-changing nature of my schedule and also due to my travels as one of the great American

comedians and Road warriors, I am looking into new ways to release this podcast. I decided the solution is to release

this podcast via the written word spoken by a robot. I simply submit colorful written

content to feral audio and they type the words into a computer.

Next, the computer spits out audio.

It speaks all the written words so you may hear them. It's a simple system and it's going to help us all feel

extremely connected. It's exactly like that Spike Jones movie called her, but

without all the cookie plot twists.

Pretty soon you are going to feel very close to this voice.

So lay back on your couch and get cozy.

Or ignore everyone on a bus or subway. are on, squeeze your eyes shut and enter this alternate reality.

Just don't let anyone steal your wallet.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Okay, here we go, friends.

Let's start the pod.

The stand-up comedy tour I am on is going great.

Thank you to all of you who came to the various shoes, each and every one of you.

I appreciate your support. I feel so much human warmth and gratitude towards you. I'm so moved. I'm crying right now.

Emotions are so powerful. It's okay to cry.

Man, I in the fix my life has been great lately.

Kudos to I in the l'fitter, happier, more productive, regular exercise at the gym three days a week. Getting on better with your

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