ROAD POD - DAY 3 - THE HOTEL HALLWAY

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2014

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, well, well.
0:03.0	Well, well, well, well.
0:07.0	Hi, you are back for more.
0:10.0	Very cool.
0:11.0	I am Chelsea's new friend. My name is Fred. She met me here in this hotel hallway.
0:18.4	She promised I could say hello to you all.
0:21.8	Hello. Are any beautiful women? could say hello to you all. Hello?
0:23.0	Are any beautiful women listening to this broadcast?
0:27.0	Everyone always told me I had a perfect face for radio.
0:31.0	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
0:35.0	Excuse me.
0:37.0	Hi, guys, it's Chelsea.
0:40.0	I had to boot Fred off of the podcast because Fred is so so so terrifying.
0:45.0	This hotel hallway is constantly full of weird people walking past me.
0:49.0	I am trying to get to my room and I'm...
0:52.0	Excuse me, miss?
0:54.0	Can you please direct me to the elevators?
0:57.0	What?
0:58.0	Oh, okay.
1:00.0	Yes.
1:01.0	You should follow the signs posted in this hallway that say elevators on them with an arrow.
1:06.3	Go in the direction of the arrows.
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