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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Originally Aired August 1, 2025: All of the tarantulas are having all of the sex. The radioactive wasps are coming. Everything you wanna know about the most hated foods in America.

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0:00.0	The 93X have asked morning show.
0:03.4	Ninety-three air.
0:11.5	There you go.
0:14.2	Welcome to the program.
0:15.7	It's Friday, which means we're broadcasting live from the corner of checked out yesterday Boulevard
0:22.8	and couldn't possibly care less drive.
0:26.9	Oh, I love the final final, cubby.
0:29.3	You're a big fan of Friday.
0:30.7	I'm so happy I could just kiss you.
0:34.6	Yes, please.
0:36.9	Love the final final.
0:39.3	I wish I was in a better mood.
0:41.6	A little bummed out.
0:42.5	What the hell's put you in such a bad mood already at 541?
0:46.7	Well, you know how I feel about you guys?
0:49.0	Yeah, of course.
0:50.7	Yesterday, right before the deadline, they traded me to the Padres.
0:54.5	Oh, no, sorry. Would have been more fitting if you would have went to the Cubs, but... Well, they didn't want to keep me within the Midwest. Oh, for Christ's sake. Well, good luck in San Diego. I should have seen the signs. They're getting rid of everybody. I'll check in with you from time to time. I will. called yesterday and said, I'm sorry, but we're kicking you out.
1:12.6	Kind of embarrassing, wasn't it yesterday?
1:15.1	My gosh.
1:16.1	We found out what they think of our team, didn't we?
1:19.3	It all came off kind of embarrassing and shameful.
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