Half Baby, Half Mongoose

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 31, 2025: Fisherman fights. Put your shirt back on, for cripes sake. Everything you wanna know about the coolest snake catcher that ever lived.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals. It's Dana from the Half Fast Morning Show. As always, we appreciate you checking on the podcast and it's all brought to you by our friends at standard heating and air conditioning.
0:09.7	The July heat means it's officially swass and crotch soup season. Gross! It also means our AC units are being put to the test.
0:17.3	I recently went through an issue myself and I was so happy to have my friends at
0:21.0	Standard Heating and Air Conditioning in my corner. They gave me real options, didn't make me feel
0:26.5	like a dummy for not knowing a single thing about HVAC systems, and let me choose what work
0:31.5	best for my home and my budget. No pressure, just comfort my way. Enjoy the show. Thanks for
0:37.4	listening and stay cool this summer with Standard.
0:39.9	The 93X-Hapass morning show.
0:43.6	Ninety-three.
0:46.7	Yeah.
0:51.0	That guy was really screaming his nuts off in that last song, wasn't he?
0:54.4	He's maybe mad about being up this early?
0:56.7	I don't know what is he was.
0:58.4	I hear you. How about that?
1:00.7	Welcome to the program.
1:02.5	We are up early.
1:04.5	Every damn last one of us.
1:07.0	Rick Flair said it himself, oh, 25 years ago, didn't he, Josh?
1:10.2	He said it's 93X rock and it's early in the morning.
1:13.8	It's a direct quote from the nature.
1:15.9	I hope everyone's doing just wonderful.
1:19.2	Just absolutely.
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