RIP Feltch: The Amazing Porn Sniffing Dog

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Order Now Before The Store Closes! Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 My Shit Filled Weekend 2:37.028 Senior Citizens Making Sweet, Lemon Party-esque Love 3:58.217 Self Pasghetti Pleasure 13:29.077 A Gwaggle Gwaggle For Your Monday 16:01.842 Annoying Vaping Britsh Schoolgirl Vs. An Entire Train 17:32.863 Walmart Check Cashing Incident 21:12.888 The Australian Who Things Jewish People Are Gang Stalking Him 24:33.985 Sign Up For The Sideshow NOW! 29:01.646 The Hedgehog Has Dementia 31:30.431 The Porn Sniffing Dog Has Sniffed […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, January 9th, 2023, coming up on the program today, elderly people
0:05.7	talking us through their disgusting sex acts, plus, pleasureing yourself already with
0:10.2	mom Spaghetti, a touching tribute to the fallen porn sniffing dog, and what do you know?
0:16.2	Ron Jeremy is just senile enough to avoid his rape trial.
0:22.7	Distorted View Daily
0:24.1	Proudly presents Psychic Energy Reader C.B. Walker.
0:29.4	Good evening.
0:30.7	Good Friday, C.B.
0:32.5	Uh-huh.
0:33.5	I called last week and you gave me chlamydia, burned so bad when I...
0:37.4	Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:40.9	C.B. did not give no man no chlamydia.
0:45.2	Uh-huh.
0:46.4	Don't even know, they fake like that bad.
0:49.1	I did not give him chlamydia.
0:50.8	I see it's all in context, yeah.
0:53.3	I said if you're caught on here, acting a fool, I am going to see to it that you get chlamydia.
0:59.7	I did not say I'm going to give you chlamydia.
1:03.0	Do you understand?
1:05.0	Good evening.
1:06.0	Are you jerking off?
1:07.5	Am I jerking off?
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