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Peanut Butter And Jelly Amputated Leg Stump

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, freaks, it's Wednesday, January 4th, 2023, coming up on the program today, a peanut

0:06.3

butter and jelly stumped, plus identifying transgender people by the sounds of their

0:11.3

bowel movements, fitting yourself with a bionic peak penis, and seasoning cake batter with

0:16.9

semen.

0:17.9

All this, push your voice, mouths, TEN-A-T!

0:24.0

Your rectum is full of feces.

0:26.0

We rectum.

0:27.0

And feces are moment with bacteria.

0:29.5

Why do you think it smells so bad?

0:32.0

Because it's rotting, and so feces are loaded with bacteria.

0:36.7

And then you have anal sex, and then you go there, though, to oral sex, and you're putting

0:42.2

feces in your mouth.

0:44.0

I want to taste that proud rule.

0:46.7

We will, we will, eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop, I want to taste my wrong, eat the

0:55.8

foo-poop, eat the foo-poop.

0:57.8

And while I just poop on a plate, and put some ketchup on it, make you eat it, and

1:02.3

then I lie to myself, well, at least, if I have to, he's going to make me eat that

1:06.7

poop, and then I'll just put five pounds of sugar on it, try to spice it up.

1:10.3

We eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop,

1:15.7

oh yeah, man, that's a man, I'm probably just pretty good, eat the foo-poop, eat the foo-poop,

1:21.7

the other person is poop-po-ing, and this one is eating the foo-poop all over the place.

1:33.1

We will, we will, eat the foo-poop, sadly, the other person's rectum,

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