Riley vs. Landon's Sleep Mode
Bloodline Banter
2M Media Group
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I don't even |
| 0:02.0 | Get a wife from it! |
| 0:07.0 | I didn't hear anything. |
| 0:08.0 | You're stupid! |
| 0:10.0 | I'll even love a shit, but I need no damn tuna fish on bread. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, Brad. |
| 0:19.0 | Balding. Hmm? Balding. You're balding. Oh, we're starting right now. You're balding, Rowley. You don't have to say something more than you're balding. I mean, hell. Your hair's looking awful thin today. You're balding. Landon, I'm so sorry that I'm balding. Not everyone is blessed with luscious locks like you. you. You need to take like a vitamin or something to get that hair better. Well, find me one. No. I think my hair is just fine. It's genetic. If they could only see the back, you've got a bald spot back there. But they can't stay the back, so let's not give them a visual. I think we should. If we're going to talk about my bald spot, let's talk about that forehead. Okay, that's it. This is Bloodline Banter. I'm Landon. And this is Riley. Here we go. So, how'd you sleep last night? You know, shame on me for not making my bed before. Because I usually make my bed every morning, but I didn't make it the other day. But there's just something I'd get in a clean, fresh made bed. And I did not do that. That is pointless. I've never, I don't understand people who make their bed before they get in it. What is the point in make, unless you have company coming over and your mom's like, go clean your room. There's company coming over knowing dang good and well. No one's going to ever come in your room. I don't ever make my bed |
| 1:32.8 | because what's the point making a bed that you're going to get in in eight hours? But making a bed |
| 1:37.9 | sets the day. You know what else sets the day? What? A coffee. You're right. So I think I'm going to |
| 1:43.3 | set my day with like Starbucks or maybe I'm running on Duncan. |
| 1:49.2 | But, you know, back on subject, I'm not making my bed. |
| 1:55.4 | Well, I usually make my bed, but I didn't last night. |
| 1:58.1 | And I just didn't sleep as good. |
| 2:00.8 | Getting in a fresh made bed is |
| 2:03.0 | elite. I'm sure it is elite. And I feel good whenever I do it, but I just don't feel like it's a |
| 2:08.4 | necessary part of the day. Like I don't wake up in the morning. I did sleep good last night. I got |
| 2:12.8 | home yesterday. We had a very busy day yesterday. Been running around all day, literally, and got home last night, and I opened my door to my |
| 2:21.2 | apartment, went in, sat on the couch, and I just felt the earth's force gravitating me to |
| 2:26.2 | the couch, and I couldn't get up. |
| 2:27.3 | It was like I stuck. |
| 2:28.9 | So finally, I mustered up enough courage to get in the shower and wind down my day |
| 2:33.4 | and, you know, turned on some, turned on |
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