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Bloodline Banter

If Them Arms Ain't Flappin...

Bloodline Banter

2M Media Group

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0657 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our childhood résumé includes forged documents and minor kitchen arson. This week we finally tell the story of how our friendship actually started: a county fair, a laminated FFA badge, and just enough Sharpie to get away with it. That “community service” turned into fraud and we actually don’t think anything has ever been more on brand for us. We then of course spiral into more unbelievable family stories that involve Granny Jewel and tasers, French toast catching on fire, pouring water on a grease fire (maybe don’t do that), and why our kitchen once looked like a winter storm hit it. We also debate Crocs vs On Clouds, sweatpants at the airport, and why no one, and we mean no one, is wearing a tuxedo to TSA. Take that Secretary Duffy.  And of course, Cousin Counsel returns with submissions that should probably involve a licensed professional. Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel to bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com If you’ve ever forged something, burned breakfast, or refused to dress up for a flight, welcome home.    LETS GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/) Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter) Email - (bloodlinebanter@thecastcollective.com)   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@landonmauk) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@landon.mauk) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/)   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - (https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3) Instagram - (https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/) Tiktok - (https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell) Facebook - (https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933)   Produced and Edited by: The Cast Collective (Nashville, TN) YouTube – (‪https://www.youtube.com/@TheCastCollective‬) Instagram – (https://www.instagram.com/TheCastCollective) TikTok – (https://www.tiktok.com/@castcollective)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Get your head that far!

0:06.0

Get away from it.

0:07.1

I didn't hear anything.

0:08.0

You're stupid.

0:14.0

I'll even love a shit, but I need no damn tuna fish on bread.

0:18.0

So, if you watch our last episode, you know that me and Landon didn't know each other until

0:23.6

the sixth grade, even though we're cousins.

0:25.9

And we've lived beside each other our whole life.

0:28.8

I really don't know how we didn't know.

0:30.6

I genuinely do not remember meeting you until sixth grade.

0:34.7

I genuinely, I did not have that much stress in my life until the sixth grade. I don't remember meeting you until the sixth grade. I genuinely, I did not have that much stress in my life until the sixth grade.

0:40.1

I don't remember meeting you until then.

0:42.3

And our parents have pictures of us like together, like doing things, you know, at family functions.

0:52.1

I'm insulted.

0:53.4

That's okay.

1:28.7

You're saying I'm the only reason you have stress in your life? No, but you're a big contributor of it and you know it. Why? Lainan, don't even act like you don't know why you caused me stress. You caused me stress on purpose. I'm not trying to shit on you, but I'm just saying. You're doing it! You do be causing me stress on purpose sometimes. Why? How? You just do. How? Give me an example. Because you... Make these claims, back them up. You manipulate me sometimes. So I'm a mass manipulator. No, I'm not. No, but I'm just saying, anyway, shut up. We didn't know each other for the sixth grade.

1:29.8

Yeah.

1:32.0

We're about to not know each other anymore.

1:37.3

Anyways, we didn't know each other until the sixth grade.

1:40.9

When is the first time you can think of that we ever hung out?

1:43.6

The first time that I remember actually hanging out with you.

2:01.2

It was the Chituga County Fair, Ag Fair. Let me lay the bricks. Riley and I, when we were in sixth grade, we joined FFA. Future Farmers of America. Future Farmers of America. Do we look like farmers? Well, we were at the time. We were at the time. We grew up on a farm. We lived on a farm. We'll get into that later. But we joined FFA and we were in, I was in sixth grade, Rall was in seventh grade and I told Raleigh, I said, there's a fair and the FFA was doing this booth or whatever. and we had to make cotton candy and sell like beef sticks is what they call them

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