May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

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Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Here we go. This is it.

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This is top flag time machine. I am Andy Dawson. I'm Sam Dalaney

And welcome to Monday morning when we're recording this. We're doing

this remotely from our homes again, aren't we Sam? Yeah, feels good.

Let's not light of the people and pretend that we're in the same room together.

We do exist in the same room together sometimes but just not today.

Friday night we were very much in the same room together.

Oh my God weren't we?

What a scene that was.

Thank you to all of you who turned up to see our live show at the Guardian Podfest.

Is that what that event was called?

London Podcast Festival it was.

Thanks for laughing as well if you laughed.

Yeah, it was great.

And for those of you who didn't manage to make it,

fuck you. Yeah. If you can't be bother turning up when we make the effort and he comes

all the way down from Sunderland to do it exactly then don't sit on your fat ass listening to us wherever you are now on a tube train, out on your

silly jog, whatever it is, you're not going jam making

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