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This is top flight time machine my name is Andy Dawson my name is Sandalini and I think what we should start with in this episode

Sam is the actual sound effect of the time machine because we haven't used that for

quite a while have we? Yeah let's show that we really are in a machine. Yeah, it adds to the sort of the

gravitas and enhances our credentials as a fully-fledged time machine. So let's listen

to that now.

Oh, that now. Oh, there it is.

And now exhilarating, isn't it?

And as if by magic we are, now we've now found ourselves back in the year 2002 for the 2002 2003 Premier League season which we're going to

look at over the next 40 minutes or so hopefully.

Interesting season began not on the football pitch but in the law courts with

Chelsea's John Terry and Jody Morris acquitted of assault following a brawl in the Wellington Club which I believe is quite

a posh members only club I don't know about these kind of things you live in London Sam

you're in the media I imagine you're a regular at the Wellington Club.

I'm in Wellington Club I'm in all the clubs all the time I'm in the Garrick right now.

Are you?

Yeah I'm in the Garrick club surrounded by noted Thespians.

Stephen Fries here Benedict Cumberbuch. I might do a violent assault on them in a minute.

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