Riddle Guy

Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot!

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates all sort of brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are a travel.
0:07.0	There you are, traveler.
0:12.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately seek.
0:24.0	Rude tales of magic.
0:27.0	When we last left our heroes, they were bruised and battered after a long night-o-day bat that left them worse for where. Lives were saved, dawns were gret, and hearts revealed. Our
0:47.1	heroes journey now in the sweltering morning sun with three orch sisters, Canyonera, Dodge Duranga, and Natalie Armpits, who lead them to
0:57.8	Riddle Guy, an annual desert festival where riddles are King, and Kings are Rittled.
1:08.6	The camera zooms in perfectly on Bellow and Dodge Duranga, who ride an enormous dragonfly humming like a Harley.
1:17.0	Yeah, no, I mean, that's the, you know, nobody had ever heard of them, neither had we.
1:21.0	That's why we were surprised we ate them all into extinction.
1:23.4	Wow I bet they tasted really good. They did not they did not taste good we just we
1:28.4	get 80 you know it's like once I start eating I don't stop until I'm done you know
1:32.1	yeah yeah yeah man you must have been I mean how many were there
1:38.5	I tell you 10
1:40.8	Wow, you know what I mean?
1:44.0	Their days were numbered.
1:45.0	We sort of just like, Mercy killed him.
1:47.0	What about you?
1:48.0	You seem like a guy who can...
1:49.0	I mean, you don't look like a guy, but you seem like a guy who can put it away.
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