Richard Allinson saves the day & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Step into the spooky confessional for a thrilling Halloween edition of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the entertaining Confessional Collective as they dive into mischievous tales that are both hilarious and hair-raising.

This week, Peter recalls his childhood escapades with Clive, filled with javelin throwing and a shocking hornet's nest incident! From there, hear Boo's clever but frightful Halloween trick that left trick-or-treaters in a tizzy. Plus, Richard's unexpected Cluedo-inspired chaos during a neighbourly visit brings a delightful twist to the ordinary. And Peter half time race support vehicle was not what he expected.

With laughter, memories, and a touch of mischief, this episode is sure to enchant you. Got a confession of your own? Share it with us at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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