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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Gather round for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we set sail with Mr. Bartholomew Blackbeard, who recounts a hilariously chaotic night at a Caribbean rum bar that ends with a drunken quest to find his yacht among a sea of look-alikes. His tale of adventure and mistaken identities is sure to have you in stitches.

Plus, we've got confessions from Nigel about a snowball incident gone awry, Gorgeous George's disgusting dental disaster that led to a rather unconventional remedy and Colin reflects on causing a bit of chaos at school with a well-intentioned bit of handy work.

Join us for laughs, mischief, and heartfelt confessions. And if you’ve got a story of your own, we want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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0:00.0	You can't do much in under five minutes.
0:02.3	Boil an egg.
0:03.4	Sure.
0:04.0	Cook a roast dinner?
0:05.2	No chance.
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0:13.6	Click mustard.com.
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0:15.9	Authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority.
0:18.6	See website for details.
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0:46.1	downtime. The Pilot TV podcast, because you can't watch everything. A Rayo Original podcast.
0:54.5	Step into our confessional.
0:56.4	Confess all.
0:57.4	We won't tell anyone.
0:59.0	Just the entire nation.
1:01.1	From Greatest Hits Radio.
1:03.2	Simon Mayo's Confessions.
1:05.9	Yes, gather around.
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