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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Step into the hilarity of Simon Mayo's Confessions for another unforgettable episode! This week, we're treated to a whirlwind of mischief and mishaps.

Listen in as Malcolm shares his wife's wild adventure involving a waterbed and a surprise police intervention in Sydney. Pamela revisits her adventurous honeymoon that took an unexpected turn amidst a torrential storm and a collapsing kitchen counter, leaving her husband in quite a predicament! Vera takes us back to her school days where a nervous biology teacher avoided the subject of human reproduction with a round of pig talk and Hugo reveals a cheeky lottery prank that sparked furious excitement before it all came crashing down.

With cheeky banter, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughter, this episode is sure to lift your spirits. Got your own confession? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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0:00.0	A Rayo original podcast.
0:02.7	Hiya, it's Gemma Atkinson.
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0:50.5	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:53.7	Step into our confessal.
0:55.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:58.3	Just the entire nation.
1:00.3	From Greatest Hits Radio.
1:02.5	Simon Mayo's Confessions.
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