Rice & Beans (w/ Dave Ramsey)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	I went to get a t-shirt the other day with like a golf thing on it.
0:03.1	It was like $12.
0:05.2	And they offered me payments.
0:07.3	That's wild.
0:08.4	On a t-shirt.
0:10.1	Dude, if you can't.
0:11.8	Come on.
0:23.2	Fired up, ladies and gentlemen, what's going on?
0:25.6	Welcome in Net Positive, ladies and gentlemen.
0:29.6	A bunch of new listeners, as I feel like I say every week.
0:30.6	Welcome in.
0:31.6	My name's John Christ.
0:33.3	Host, what am I?
0:36.7	I was going to list in my website bio, a podcaster.
0:37.8	Should I put that in there or no?
0:42.5	Host of the Net Positive podcast. Yeah, I'm a comedian. Yeah. I don't want to be a podcaster solely.
0:47.0	No. You're like, yeah, yeah, like two or three down.
0:51.4	Way down. After author, maybe up there. Yes. You ever see like those memes that you're like podcast equipment should be harder to buy yeah and I agree
0:55.2	yeah background checks somebody who owns a studio and wants people to use mine I also agree
1:00.8	yeah yeah red flag laws for podcast equipment and you can call us on it if we're doing too much
1:06.2	for sure when we do too much not if yeah when we do too when we do too let us know uh just Yeah, when we do too much. Let us know.
1:12.1	Just got down with the first weekend to tour.
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