Meta Positive

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	If it's not hate, it is very strong anger.
0:06.1	It's like hate light.
0:07.4	Yeah, hate light, diet.
0:08.7	Yeah, yeah.
0:09.2	Diet diet.
0:09.8	It's diet hate-zero.
0:20.5	Let's roll, baby. Fire it up. That's John Chris in the studio, Alex Easton. Cam on a one since. Cam's on the ones and twos now. Both of them. Neither. Both of them. Ones and twos. Yeah. The staff is growing, dude. The pod's growing. Yeah, man. Every day. You got to get new people. You got to get new clips.
0:52.4	You know, and the Instagram is back. We're back. Can we clap it up? Clap it up with the Instagram is back, dude. Big. Man, I didn't realize how much I missed that Instagram. Hey. It is, shout out to your team. That's the song, right? What?
0:54.6	You don't realize what you got until it's gone.
0:56.4	Is it about Instagram?
0:54.6	I think it's about losing your team. That's the song, right? What? You don't realize what you got until it's gone?
0:56.4	Is it about Instagram?
1:10.3	I think it's about losing your podcast Instagram account. Yeah, that's what it was about when they wrote it 40 years ago. If you're new to the game, we had, how many followers you got on there? $170,000. We lost it. And we got an email from,
1:13.4	first of all, let me say a lot of people offer to help.
1:13.8	Yes.
1:13.0	A lot of people offered to help.
1:13.6	Yes.
1:13.9	A lot of people offered to help from the pod, friends of mine heard about it, chimed in.
1:18.7	And maybe it was, maybe it was somebody that helped.
1:21.7	Maybe it was Instagram just going, hey, brother, are bad.
1:25.3	Yeah.
1:25.7	And they just sent you an email.
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