Rattlesnake Rodeo (w/ Chris Tomlin)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	I went on a tour with Florida Georgia Line.
0:02.1	We can talk about that.
0:03.1	That's wild. Morgan was the opener and Dan & Shea. I remember this. I remember this tour. And Morgan walks on the bus, and I'm staying there. And he's like, right at the entrance of the bus. And he's like, are you Chris Tomlin? I was like, yes, I am. That's like, nice to meet you, man. great music because I was just now discovering him.
0:24.5	Everybody was. Are you Chris Tomlin? I was like, yes I am. It's like nice to meet you, man.
0:22.3	Great music, because I was just now discovering him.
0:24.4	Everybody was.
0:25.3	It's like great music.
0:26.4	He goes, my daddy, he sent me a video of yours just last week called Is He Worthy?
0:33.6	I was like, yeah.
0:34.3	He goes, tears, man.
0:36.6	And he just walked by. He walked on. That was my, yeah. He was tears, man. And he just walked by.
0:37.9	He walked on.
0:38.7	That was my only, that was my only encounter ever.
0:49.8	Listen, ladies and gentlemen, welcome in hot, hot episode of the podcast, dude.
1:11.4	Honor to have, honor to have the, the, the, the, the, the, the and gentlemen, welcome in hot, hot episode of the podcast, dude. Honor to have, honor to have the, the, was it patriarchy or matriarchy? Which one's a man? Patriarchy. Yeah, the patriarchy of Christian, of the Christian faith, Chris Tomlin, is in the building, ladies and gentlemen. Well, he just left. He just left. Honor to have him.
1:12.2	He has left the building. He has left the building. And we still, you know, the Holy Spirit's still here. Yeah, for sure. Three or more are gathered. He left, but he left him. Yeah. What an unbelievable conversation. So many funny stories. What a legend, man. What a legend, dude. I like he was talking about all those country artists to say when I was growing up.
1:29.2	You know?
1:30.4	Yeah.
1:31.2	When I was growing up.
1:29.2	Mm-hmm.
1:29.5	You know? Yeah. When I was growing up. And you're like, but he still looks. Dude, he's great. He looks great. He's doing his thing. He's 18th album. Yeah. What? I said that, we'll save it for the end. but the question I asked him at the end.
1:44.3	Oh, we should clip that.
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