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Thank you guys so, so much for being here. You guys are so loud, I love it.

Thank you. It is so good to be here when it's not 900 fucking degrees.

Yeah. I've never been to Phoenix like this. I was like, what a lovely place.

I walked all the way from the target to here.

I walked from the target to here to back to the target.

It's Dolores is shopping. Yeah, my Uber driver said that it is the high season here in Scottsdale, Phoenix area.

The high season. What does that mean? I asked him.

Fuck is a high season. Do people stop doing drugs part of the year?

I don't think that's how that works. Well Scottsdale has become like one of the

bachelor at party capitals of the world. Oh good, I was on the plane with them today.

Fucking don't go on Southwest. Don't make me suffer through your Southwest bachelor at party bullshit.

They made her a toilet paper corsage and we all had to clap for her. She was wearing a big white glitter cowboy hat.

Then the other stewardess got in on it or steward, I guess I started under her. Wow, how regressive.

Yeah, and then they made they got like the peon and I can't even serve the fucking peanuts and they won't serve you the pretzels anymore.

They got to mix it all because everybody's a fucking complainer. You know, there's like a cheese in their pretzel.

You're at the like Southwest. You still like have like caviar service.

Peanuts feel like fucking caviar. It's like murder caviar. I'm eating something that's rare and I could possibly kill somebody around.

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