REVIEW: Santa With Muscles
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 April 2020
⏱️ 44 minutes
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It's 1996 and Hulk Hogan is a big, big star. Jordan Belfort is a film producer. And a young girl named Mila Kunis has just landed her first big screen role. Now it's 2019. A devastatingly hung over man named Tim Batt and his airport-dwelling pal, Guy Montgomery attempt to unpick the convoluted plot of a film involving four different mad scientists, an orphanage and, for some reason, quartz crystals.
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| 0:00.0 | In the season of Santa there are two kinds of people, the naughty and the nice. |
| 0:10.0 | Santa! |
| 0:11.0 | What? It's showtime. Now this can fuse back. Santa! Pal Christmas Treehouse Festival of Shit. |
| 0:23.0 | Brought to you by a very laggy internet connection |
| 0:26.0 | that can join you two fellas, |
| 0:28.0 | Timbo in Auckland, New Zealand, |
| 0:30.0 | and Gaibo in in I believe Los Angeles? |
| 0:33.3 | That's right. I'm coming to you live from LAX |
| 0:39.2 | the departure lounge so you're going to be getting quite a bit of |
| 0:42.1 | utmost here. It's not one of these |
| 0:44.8 | modern quiet airports. They announce everything over the loudspeaker. You know there's a |
| 0:49.9 | lot of hustle and bustle. There's families. There's a lot of I'm going to tell you Tim there's a lot of people traveling around the holidays |
| 0:55.0 | Really? Oh yeah yeah a lot of people very excited to go to new places some return to old places but all of that amounts to you know a solid hour and a half |
| 1:07.3 | waiting to show them that I don't have any water in my water bottle. |
| 1:11.6 | I've got a I've got some pistachios that I won't be able to eat for the |
| 1:15.5 | duration of the podcast and a lovely beer that I will look at as I sort of |
| 1:21.8 | of desperately want to sip it. |
| 1:23.5 | For those of you wondering why I don't have these in my hands, |
| 1:26.1 | I'm holding up the microphone on which I'm recording the podcast |
| 1:29.1 | to my left hand and the phone microphone |
| 1:31.5 | through which Tim can hear me in the right. |
| 1:36.0 | We should be better at this by now, but we're just not. |
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