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🗓️ 11 April 2020
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What happens when you take a human billboard and plop him inside a Christmas movie where Santa goes to jail, a 16-year-old runs away from home and ad exec John R. Cherry III just wants to get paid? The opening is a Coke ad, the man is potentially a coke addict and all I can think about is a certain coke plot at a certain airport by a certain other Tim. This movie is warm piss. Not overly offensive but nobody’s asking for it. Enjoy our third edition of the Christmas Treehouse Festival of Shit.
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0:00.0 | In the past there have been many traditional ways to celebrate Christmas with songs, with gifts, with family and friends. There's a new way. |
0:12.0 | Hello, Homer. |
0:14.0 | Where's Ernest. |
0:15.0 | Hello and welcome to, I've forgotten the name. |
0:18.0 | It's something like the Patreon power's Christmas tree house, |
0:22.0 | festival of shit. This is the third edition of Four. I'm Tim Bat. |
0:28.0 | I'm Guy Montgomery. And today for your viewing pleasure we have watched. Well I guess it's not |
0:36.1 | for your viewing pleasure. You're listening to us dissect a movie that wasn't for |
0:39.3 | our viewing pleasure. No one is pressured by this. We watched Ernest saves Christmas everyone. A terrifying film from the 1980s featuring a human mascot who's I did a little goling, it turns out his sole construction was to sell products. |
0:55.6 | This is a movie that is very scary because I had forgotten about Ernest. |
1:02.4 | Ernest was this weird ghost from my childhood. I'm 32 years old. I was born in 1987 and anyone around my age |
1:10.9 | particularly if you're from America will know Ernest but we haven't |
1:15.0 | talked about Ernest for a long time we haven't thought about him. Jim Varnie the |
1:19.7 | actor who plays him died quite a while ago, died young, age 50. |
1:23.4 | Ernest was dreamed up by Jim Varnie had achieved success as the as the Beverly Hill |
1:31.2 | Billy if I'm not mistaken. |
1:33.2 | And Ernest was a character, |
1:36.7 | Ernest was a character dreamed up by an advertising agency |
1:39.8 | and then farmed out to various different like large-scale commercial corporations namely in |
1:46.6 | the instance of earnest saves Christmas Coca-Cola. Oh my God it is relentless |
1:52.0 | their advertising executive. Oh my god it is relentless. |
2:00.0 | They're advertising executive that you mentioned is a man named John R. Cherry the third from Nashville. Ah, do you know I actually actually just passed through Nashville, Music City. |
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