Just play it cool.

It's cool.

Welcome to the world inside your phone, where everyone is expected to act one way their whole life.

Aw snap.

Ow.

My name is Jean and I'm supposed to be a me me. You know like me who cares. My problem is I have more than one emotion. Check this out.

Huh, huh?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So, please tell me you weren't laughing just now.

Hello everyone and also, fuck you, for choosing the emoji movie in this Patreon Power Special Watch Deciders Club episode 30 something

Where would this rank alongside the worst movies you've ever seen there was something? I don't even know how it was as bad as it was you know because it

wasn't that long and that's mainly my thing I think some of the ways that it was as bad as it was would be in premise.

See?

Remarkably unclear premise and then within the premise the choice of protagonist the idea that we are going to watch a movie around someone whose defining characteristic is a desire to be me.

There's also an area where the movie failed.

And yeah, plot then I mean they're all bundled into the same sort of package of

Of shit I actually just looked up on rotten tomatoes. I was so taken by how bad it was I wanted to know what the review was and so often the critics consensus on

rotten tomatoes I find is a really accurate descriptor of you know it sort of

boils down the issue with the movie to its component parts so

the emoji movie got 7% on the rotten tomato meter and the critics consensus

which is where they have that sort of pithy one to two sentence

description yeah at first I thought the webpage wasn't loading because I couldn't see it but

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