REVIEW: Christmas With The Kranks
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2020
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Jamie Lee-Curtis? Sure! 3/4s of a scene dedicated to Tim Allen not wanting to donate to charities on Christmas? WHY NOT! This is a movie brought to you by the mind of John Grisham(!) and starring a man who thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do a massive coke trade inside an International Airport. It also featuring Worst Idea's own Arden Myrin, fellon Felicity Huffman and Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd. Plus that old yuletide trope, a woman dying of cancer. What’s not to love?!
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| 0:00.0 | In this friendly little town there lived an enchanting family named the cranks. |
| 0:07.0 | Every year they would celebrate Christmas together. |
| 0:11.0 | Merry Christmas! |
| 0:12.0 | Until the year their daughter Blair left for the holidays. |
| 0:16.0 | It won't be the same. |
| 0:18.0 | Then Luther got a brilliant idea. |
| 0:21.0 | We skip Christmas. Christmas with the cracks. |
| 0:26.0 | Hello, Patreon pals and welcome along to this, |
| 0:30.0 | the Patreon-peel Christmas treehouse where we cobble together a homestead for those of us who want to get away from friends or family or maybe ourselves to climb on into the hut and talk about the best and the worst |
| 0:46.5 | of what the holiday season has to offer. I am Guy Montgomery broadcasting to you live from New Orleans, Louisiana joined as always by our nearest and dearest Tim Bet. |
| 1:00.8 | This is pretty good man well done you really grab |
| 1:03.7 | grab the reins on that thing? I did not unlike center would grab the reins on a reindeer |
| 1:12.1 | is that why they're called reindeer? |
| 1:13.6 | Because you grab the reans, it could well be. |
| 1:16.7 | Raines is spelled with a G I believe and reindeer does not have a G or is |
| 1:22.4 | rain's not spelled with a G or is Rain not spell the G? |
| 1:24.0 | These are the questions that we dare to ask an answer. |
| 1:27.5 | Do you know, Rain is REI-N. |
| 1:30.0 | Rain deer, a deer that can be corralled and ridden or driven. |
| 1:37.2 | What is this fucking you go into New Orleans and there's like Christmas flavored |
| 1:41.6 | scat poetry just falling out. |
| 1:43.8 | Yeah, I'm embracing the spirit of Christmas |
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