Last week on Thomas and the Bible.

Don't you mean previously on Thomas in the Bible?

Thomas, wait a second, Harley?

Is that Harley?

You bet it is.

If Jesus can come back, so can I.

Oh, it's great to hear that siltry British voice again.

So, what happened last week?

Basically, some guy named John probably took some great drugs and had some

revelatory visions. Uh, that's revelatory. Yeah, revelatory. Uh, okay. Jebus comes down from the clouds,

looking like an eyes burning Liberace, holding seven candles and seven stars. Yeah, Jesus has a

sword in his mouth that makes him sound like a trumpet.

So Louis Armstrong gives messages for the seven churches, then invites John up to tour heaven.

Oh, and heaven is awesome.

Rainbows and Thrones and old people and four googly-eyed animals that each have six wings,

who talk like kids asking, are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

And God has a book with seven seals, but no one can open it.

Not even Ken Doyle?

But maybe Jesus can if he turns himself into a lamb with seven horns and seven eyes.

He grabs the book, and everyone goes crazy about that.

Now that's a cliffhanger. What's in that scroll?

Let's find out this week on Thomas and the Bible.

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