Last week on Thomas in the Bible.

It looks like whoever compiled the Bible figured nobody would read this far and patted the last bit with crappy letters.

1 John 5, believe in Jeebus.

Second John, a quick note to an old lady that Jeebas was really fleshy.

Third John, dear Gaius, deotrophy sucks, but Demetrius is awesome, just like Jibis.

That's it for John. Hey, Jude. Nah, nah, nah, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Fornicate lots, remember Enoch. Enoch, of course not. That book didn't make it into the Bible. Well, that's it for reading someone else's letters. Strap yourselves in, though, because we're heading into the craziness that is revelation. Will Jeevis actually come back? Let's find out this week in Thomas and the

Bible. Hello and welcome Thomas and the Bible. Gosh, four more episodes, and they are

very revelatory. Revelleratory.

I like how Australians and British people get to just pronounce those words in a way that seems impossible to me as an American.

Like, revelatory.

And then I'll say, like, no, it's, or they'll be like revelatory.

And I'll be like, no, it's revelatory.

I'm like, no, no, it's revelatory. I don't know. It's just cool. It's weird how we just decided.

We like, like, kilo meter or something like that. But anyway, revelation. And, yeah, so about

revelation, it's, uh, it's apparently really insane.

Like, it's, actually, I saw a little fun factoid.

You know how Thomas Jefferson had that Bible he made?

Like, he made his own Bible.

And he kind of included, Picton shows, you know, what he wanted.

He just left this out.

He's like, nah.

Revelation is crap. And, uh, you know,

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