Last week on Thomas and the Bible, it's the return of Jeebus and the return of Harley. He's under the weather today, though, so you're stuck with me. Jibis takes the form of lamb and opens the seven seals. The first four released the horsemen of the apocalypse. In the fifth, all the martyrs who want their revenge. He opens the fifth seal. Everything goes crazy on earth, and all the kings try to hide from Jesus, the badass lamb. Lambo then opens a seven seal, and seven angels start blowing seven trumpets.

Armagedon ensues, hail, fire! Everything goes crazy on earth, and all the kings try to hide from Jesus the badass lamb. Lambo then opens a seventh seal, and seven angels start blowing seven trumpets.

Armagedon ensues, hail, fire, rivers of blood, and dogs and cats living together. Man-eating locusts kill a third of humanity, and the rest still don't repent. One last fabulous angel thunders down and makes John eat a book. Finally, two candlesticks go to Earth, die, come back to life, and start a party back in heaven.

There's only two more episodes left. Will God start making things pulled together? Let's find out this week in Thomas and the Bible. Oh yeah, with a yon count of one.

Thank you for the wonderful intro. Yeah, two episodes to go, including this one. And by somewhat popular demand, people have asked to do some sort of

wrap-up show. And I want to do that. You know what I was thinking? Had an idea. What if? What if? Now,

hear me out. I would love to include some of you guys in this. I probably specifically

patrons would be good. I'll put this up on Patreon, probably, but what if we did some sort of hangout?

And we all just got wasted and talked about like our favorite parts of the Bible. I don't know.

I have no idea how many people are listened to this currently or like keep up

with it. But this is just an idea. So I'm going to put this out there. If anybody wants to join me for,

you know, basically a Bible drinking game. Talk about our favorite parts, reflect on it.

I can tell you about some of my favorite parts

that I remember and, and we can reminisce. And, uh, yeah, if, if you were interested in that, I think it would be fun. We could do a hangouts, like Google Hangouts or something. I don't know. But, uh, just an idea I had. Let me know if you'd be interested. We could pick a night. It might work for everybody. I don't know.

And that would be fun. If you're not interested, then don't let me know. But if you are interested,

definitely let me know on Facebook or Patreon or whatever. Well, that being said, we'd better get to our delicious episode for the day. The third part of our four-part Revelation series,

and our, the 259th part of our 260 part Bible series.

Revelation 12, and there appeared a great wonder in heaven, a woman clothed with the sun.

Ow, that would not be good.

And the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.

Not realistic, sorry.

And she, being with child, cried, travailing in birth and pain to be delivered.

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