Revelation 19-22
Thomas and the Bible
Thomas Smith
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🗓️ 7 October 2016
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Thomas in the Bible, |
| 0:04.0 | The Universal Woman gives birth to the child of heaven, then battles the seven-headed dragon. |
| 0:07.5 | One seven-headed beast isn't enough, so another pops up from the ocean and blasphemes like crazy, |
| 0:12.3 | and yet another comes out of the earth. |
| 0:14.1 | They all have mismatched animal body parts, but just in case you need help figuring out who the beast is, |
| 0:17.9 | just dial six-six. |
| 0:19.4 | Jesus the Lamb reappears with his 144,000 followers. They are singing a really hard song, and no one can hear it, especially with Babylon falling and the screaming of all the burning unfaithful. Jeebas, or his doppelganger, come down in a cloud and reap all the faithful, and another angel tosses everyone else into a wine press. It's bloody amazing. Or at least bloody. The seven angels bring their plague and steamy vials of God's wrath, and it's all done. Not quite. God follows up with lightning, thunder and earthquakes. Babylon falls and then it's all over. Not quite. The woman with a forehead Satan tramp stamp rides around on the sea monster. It's all very confusing. But now that Babylon has fallen, everyone is apparently terribly sad. How can anybody be sad at that? It means there's only one more reading, and we're finally done with the Bible, and can get on a hangout with Thomas on a wrap-up show. You're going to take part? I'm going to try, but first... Thomas has to finish off the Bible in this, the last week of Thomas and the Bible. I ran out of music, and back in the days when I made that song, I didn't make it easy |
| 1:14.6 | to loop. |
| 1:15.4 | I've lost those original session files, I think, or something. |
| 1:19.3 | So I just let the music stop and the two, in the quite long intro continue, but that's |
| 1:26.0 | okay, because it's worth it. |
| 1:27.9 | Having Harley back for the final and for the last couple ones that he was back, |
| 1:32.0 | thanks so much, Harley. |
| 1:34.0 | It's just bittersweet, isn't it? |
| 1:35.5 | So here's the thing. |
| 1:36.1 | I used to drink a lot during this show, but then I decided to get professional for some strange reason |
| 1:41.6 | because it's not like it's a professional show. |
| 1:43.7 | But I've decided to |
| 1:45.8 | reignite that tradition. And I've got in my hands a very delicious IPA, which is basically all |
| 1:54.9 | I can drink now, beer-wise. I've been ruined. I can only drink IPAs, but I'm going to crack it |
| 1:59.3 | open. Here, let's see if we can get a good sound here. Ah, there we go. And I'm, and because I'm dainty and because I, I'm classy, I'm not really either of those things, but that's what I'm going to say. I'm going to pour it into a delicious looking glass here. Nice, nice, mm. Oh, it looks so good. I just like drinking it out of a glass |
| 2:19.2 | instead of a bottle. What can I say? Now, due to the pressures of live recording, I've, |
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