Returns of Ovaries on a Plane (Replay)

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

Callin, Humor, Aperol, Arts, Comedian, Entertainment, Advice, Personal572339, Funny, Instagram, Hotline, Female, Comedy, Heathermcmahon

4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them to one of the highest rated as well as most talked about episodes of the entire pod. Ovaries on a Plane details Heathers harrowing experience on a flight to London where she has an ovarian cist rupture.

Episode Sponsors:

Turn up the luxury when you turn in with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order.

Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.

I’ve got you a special 20% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout.

Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at “www.YNAB.com/absolutely.”

Produced by Dear Media

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:27.3	Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Now podcast.
0:29.4	Welcome to the new year.
0:31.7	Happy New Year, bitches.
0:44.3	I'm wearing my sunglasses in the studio because, you know, your girl's probably actually not as hungover as I expected. But this is a really special episode. One, I want to do a little recap of this past glorious year. I want to say thank you for being here, for being a part of my world, my life.
0:52.9	I mean, damn, we did a lot in 2024.
0:56.4	Wrapped the comeback tour.
0:59.4	Went to Australia, met all the,
1:01.6	all my Aussies down under.
1:03.6	I know.
1:04.8	I met all my little koalas.
1:06.3	Got to hug a koala.
1:08.6	Cried at the Irwin Zoo, the Brisbane Zoo.
1:14.4	I mean, you know, we've traveled.
1:16.4	I'll stop that.
1:17.0	I went to New Zealand.
1:18.1	I traveled.
1:18.8	I went to Italy.
1:20.0	Did the damn thing.
1:22.1	Perform at Netflix as a joke.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dear Media, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dear Media and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.