Holidays with Heather

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own trauma of her childhood to figure out why she is not the best premeditated gift giver. We have a lot of callers giving the holiday absolutely not’s and yes’s that all of y'all have brought to the hotline. She gives her hot take on a caller's distaste for the family's nativity retelling, how much you should spend on family gifts and what to purchase for your family members, plus everyone's favorite discussion about in-law relationships.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:15.3	Hello, ladies and gentlemen,
0:26.2	Merry freaking Christmas.
0:28.2	Good morning.
0:29.2	I hope you're listening to this as you sit back,
0:32.1	have a cup of Irish coffee,
0:34.1	and watch your children just absolutely maul their presence to death. It's a beautiful day.
0:40.5	It's a beautiful week. Merry Christmas. You know, the holidays have usually been kind of a tough
0:45.4	time for me, but I am glass-half-full in a baby. There is so much to be grateful for,
0:51.5	so much to say, thank you, God, for the blessings.
0:55.4	And I want to just say, first and foremost to y'all, thank you for letting me be a part of your life.
1:00.4	Thank you for being a part of my life.
1:02.5	It's just the most joy in the world to listen to your voicemails, to see your DMs, to see the comments on YouTube.
1:10.2	I have the best job in the world,
1:12.4	and I am so grateful that we've gotten to spend this year together. Together, baby. Merry Christmas
1:18.8	though. Dude, I hope Santa was good to you, whether you were opening presents early on Christmas
1:26.5	Eve, whether you're doing it tonight and you still
1:28.8	haven't opened all your goody. And if anybody gets any sort of cleaning supplies from their
1:35.2	husband, unless you specifically asked for a very fancy shark vacuum, you have my permission
1:43.2	to murder them.
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