Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants. Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool dating tips from a cool guy, weight loss motivation, Lady Gaga, and Josh reveals that someone finally made him come! We introduce Potter to Blind Bob and learn more about the blind community and finish up with some TikTok curations from Christina!

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0:00.0	This week on your mom's house as the kids say those girls belong to the streets and she was like inappropriate question
0:08.2	What are you trying to fuck me dad?
0:10.2	You came I have done it a couple times what what
0:16.5	Welcome to your mom's house
0:19.5	Hello, this is Captain Marcel. Well, sister went down going down into the mountain
0:31.2	Welcome
0:33.2	Oh my god, it's an episode of your mom's house. Hey
0:38.2	Fuck your morning. You know, I mean
0:40.6	And we're here and we're queer and we're ready to get used to it. So
0:45.3	I
0:47.3	Miss Captain Marcel she was one of my first TikTok
0:51.8	And she was like my sister's trapped down the mountain. Yeah, I'm going to get her. Yeah, and then she would thank you
0:58.7	And then she'd be like is hot out today like the wasp iskage, but you must hydrate as well and eat your food each
1:04.5	Is spaghetti. Yeah, you're like that's really good. She's sweet. She was a sweet person
1:09.0	I just got him a woman of the people
1:11.7	Um, oh by the way remember on our way, I was like oh you remind me of that thing
1:15.7	I got to see if he responded. He did not stop it. Do you want to do you want to give a version of that story that we can tell?
1:22.4	We can tell publicly. I mean, it's pretty astounding
1:26.6	It is pretty astonishing
1:29.0	You know when somebody owes you
1:31.4	Yeah, and you go like hey, what's up with the oh
1:36.9	And then
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