YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies.

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0:00.0	Canada, I'm finally coming back to my motherland September 7th. I'm going to Toronto, September 8th.
0:06.0	Winnipeg, get your tickets now at ChristinaPonline.com.
0:10.0	Woo-woo!
0:11.0	This week, on your mom's house, can I tell you I had a stupid thought?
0:14.0	I'd like to share my stupid thought with you and see if you're ready to eat.
0:17.0	Yeah, you have nothing but art of that, yeah.
0:18.0	Okay, what's wrong with you, bitch?
0:19.0	How come you don't look as hot as you did when you were 20?
0:22.0	Would you be mad if I got a drum kit in the house?
0:25.0	Yeah!
0:26.0	Yeah!
0:27.0	Welcome, welcome, welcome to your mom's house.
0:33.0	Soft, the mattress company, I absolutely love them.
0:44.0	I sleep on a Soft, the mattress every night, my children do.
0:48.0	Even in our guest room at Costa de Segura, we have a Soft, the mattress.
0:53.0	People are like, really Christina, yes, I love them.
0:56.0	They're Soft, they're comfortable, they're plush, they're made in the USA, organic cotton, and the best part is you don't have to deal with salespeople.
1:03.0	Is there anything worse than a salesperson?
1:06.0	You just ordered online, they set up the delivery, they come take away your old mattress for a nominal fee, and boom, you got the best mattress ever, and they're just amazing.
1:16.0	And I can't recommend it enough.
1:18.0	90 day in-home trial, if you don't like it, send it back, but I doubt that's going to happen.
1:23.0	So do yourself a favor, get yourself a kick ass mattress.
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