Return of Rose and Thorn w Jeff Daniels

Absolutely Not

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Female, Funny, Entertainment, Humor, Instagram, Hotline, Arts, Personal572339, Heathermcmahon, Aperol, Comedy, Comedian, Callin, Advice

4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On this episode from the Christmas of 2022, Heather is sitting down with her Italian stallion to recap 2022 highs and lows as well as doomsday prep for 2023. Jeff and Heather both share their "rose and thorn" of the year and never really address how over-budget the wedding really was. It is too touchy of a subject and they will push onto their therapists 10 years down the road.

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1:36.6	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
1:42.7	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
1:44.2	Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the
1:54.8	absolutely not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. Hope you're doing fantastic. Hope you had a
2:00.8	wonderful, beautiful holiday.
2:03.0	We are going into the last week of the year, and I felt like it was going to be a great time for a little bit of reflection.
2:08.8	A little time to look inward while you're slowly morphing into the same shape as your couch, as you've watched the 10th episode of Emily and Paris and thought,
2:18.1	Lily Collins desperately needs Botox, but hey, I don't hate the bangs for hiding the loose
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