Replay: Princess of Peace
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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On this episode from March 9, 2022, we hear Heather go on a real tear about International Women's Day. Coming off of a great weekend in Albany slinging jokes on tour, she's back with attitude and some Heather health advice (we all know she is not a Dr., but wears a short white coat). Heather also takes voicemails from the hotline.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.7 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:18.1 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:21.1 | Absolutely Not Podcast. |
| 0:23.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:24.4 | How the hell are you? |
| 0:25.8 | Hope you're doing well. |
| 0:26.7 | Hope you're doing the most keeping it sexy, |
| 0:30.0 | keeping it cute. |
| 0:30.8 | You know what I'm talking about. |
| 0:32.1 | Back from being on the road this weekend, |
| 0:34.4 | went to Albany, New York, |
| 0:35.8 | got a lot of thoughts and feelings. |
| 0:37.5 | Albany, New York, got a lot of thoughts and feelings. Albany, New York. Wow, what a time. Had a great show, the town of Albany, Hudson Valley. |
| 0:45.6 | People came from near and far, had people drive in four hours from Buffalo, a home of the |
| 0:50.8 | Hot Wing. You know what I mean? Place I'd definitely like to visit. Got to put Buffalo on the route too. But at a great time, great show. Didn't know what to expect because I've never been upstate, never been to the Albany's before. Now, granted, the show is on a Saturday, so it was very quiet. But we got there and I said, where are the peoples? It was like an episode of the Hunger Games. And I've already been feeling a little |
| 1:11.1 | eerie, a little weary about what's going on in the world. And I feel like, you know, we're about to be in World War III. And I'm like, like, no jokes aside, like straight up, real talk. No fucking idea what the fuck's happening. But I mean, you know, I feel like if we watch Hunger Games, they were kind of like letting us know what's going to happen. |
| 1:27.2 | So we show up and this theater, it's called the egg. And it's literally like a giant egg on almost stilts. It's hard to describe. I put the photo up on Instagram if you want to check it out. Totally built in the 70s. One of the Rockefellers was like, this is what I want to build. Somebody build it. |
| 1:44.5 | Really gorgeous theater inside, but outside totally fucking bizarre. And all the buildings |
| 1:49.3 | around it are government buildings. So it looked straight out of like truly the Soviet Union. |
| 1:54.2 | So it felt very like everyone had been taken, left behind series. I don't know if you went to |
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