Replay: No Passport, No Problem
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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On this replay episode from June 15, 2022 she is getting ready for her wedding in Italy, and fast forward to 2026 her and Jeff are on their way to Florence for their anniversary. You’ll hear Heather have a mental breakdown from the complete shitshow that has been her wedding prep. You’ll see that she has turned into one of THOSE brides and is ready to tell everyone to fuck off all while losing brain cells in her sauna bag in the basement. Not much has changed!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.2 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want a side of fire. |
| 0:33.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:34.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:37.1 | I hope you're having a gorgeous Friday. I wanted to pop out this |
| 0:39.0 | little, you know, replay, a bonus episode, if you will. I'm so honored that you guys listen to these |
| 0:44.0 | throwbacks. And I know some folks are new here and they've started listening to the podcast from the |
| 0:48.8 | beginning. So if you are going down memory lane with us today on a gorgeous Friday, I just want to |
| 0:54.0 | take you back to where I was mentally before this episode. They had just gotten off tour. I had done nothing to prepare myself for being a bride. You know, some people call themselves Bridezella, but I wasn't Bridezella. I was the opposite. I was just mean to myself because I had done absolutely nothing, zilch, nada, nothing to prepare myself to be a bride. |
| 1:12.5 | I didn't have some sort of intense workout regimen. All I had was weeks and weeks worth the work |
| 1:17.3 | that I had to do before I could go off grade and go to Italy and be a bitchy-cunty bride. |
| 1:22.3 | So I hope that you enjoy this episode. It's really wild going down memory lane. Jeff and I are in |
| 1:27.2 | Italy right now. |
| 1:28.1 | We are in Forensa, where we got married a couple years ago, and we are truly just having the |
| 1:34.5 | most fun. We went to a fabulous place for lunch. We sat across from each other, and I looked up, |
| 1:40.1 | and I said, this street feels familiar, and then we remembered, this is a place where we had lunch |
| 1:44.7 | when it was a different restaurant, I don't know, 10 years ago when we were staying in an Airbnb |
| 1:49.5 | on a fifth floor walk up and truly, truly, knowing that the world was our oyster and we were living |
| 1:54.8 | our dreams. So I hope that you enjoy this episode. And remember, you can always come back and go back |
| 2:00.7 | to the old episodes for a little |
| 2:02.0 | refresh love you mean it have a wonderful weekend and here is a replay hello ladies and gentlemen |
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