REPLAY: Killionaire TV 9: Rose v Ollie

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

In our most recent, exciting episode of Killionaire TV - we’re looking at a plot involving none other than 2000’s sporting icon Lance ‘Livestrong’ Armstrong. It involves a pretty nifty plan matching his biking antics delivered by a man who reflexively defensive about the details. Meanwhile, Rose presents a compelling plan of mentorship, lotteries and… a hammer, I guess? Who will win? Who farted? Only one way to find out!

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0:00.0	Tim here. If you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. Please buy some tickets now at timbat.combeaut.n.
0:17.4	He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. Together, we're best known for
0:23.6	watching bad movies too often. But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on.
0:29.6	We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire and then swiftly remove the world's
0:34.7	first ever trillionaire, dispersing their funds to humanity at large. We're taking
0:39.2	your ideas, pitching them against
0:41.4	each other until we find Juan Huina.
0:44.1	Welcome to
0:45.2	Killian.
0:49.4	Hey everybody, guess what?
0:55.4	Killiania again.
0:57.1	Tim's back, guys back.
0:58.7	Yeah.
0:58.9	More important ideas about how to get someone to a trillion dollars net wealth is back.
1:03.6	More murder plots are back.
1:05.6	Yeah.
1:06.5	Two people who aren't back because they're joining us for the first time are Olly and Rose.
1:11.0	Ollie, hello?
1:12.3	Hi, Tim.
1:13.4	And Rose, gidday.
1:14.8	G'day.
1:15.9	We're so honoured to have you both here, guys, and we cannot wait to hear your respective ideas for how to treat some of society's elite, our best and brightest.
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