REPLAY: Killionaire TV 8: Will v Joshua
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2026
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Paperclips, AI and a birthday boy: Truly this episode has all those three things. We've got a brilliant plan involving a digital super intelligence dedicated to creating, marketing and producing ever-improving paperclips from Will. Joshua is celebrating another successful trip around the sun and wants to take a leaf out of Marvel's book to make a real life Ironman.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. |
| 0:16.5 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:24.9 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.6 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:37.6 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan |
| 0:42.0 | Winner. Welcome to Killianer. |
| 0:45.5 | Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, whatever it is. |
| 0:48.0 | Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Killianer TV, a fundraising slash execution |
| 0:53.0 | style comedy show in which myself, Guy Montgomery and Tim Bat, |
| 0:57.0 | host two prospective pitches as they discuss ways in which we could fundraise a billionaire into |
| 1:02.8 | a trillionaire and then eliminate them from the planet while distributing the funds. |
| 1:07.8 | Today, we are very excited to be joined by Will and Joshua. Will, hello, how are you? |
| 1:14.3 | Hi, very good, thank you. |
| 1:15.9 | Yeah. Will, can you tell us a little bit about yourself? |
| 1:19.6 | Yes, I'm joining you from Oxfordshire, the Not So Sunny UK. I'm a landscape architect and a student, and I own two cats. |
| 1:31.7 | What are you learning about at your university? |
| 1:35.7 | I'm doing a master's in landscape architecture. |
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