REPLAY: Killionaire TV 10: Dana v Ben
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Dana and Ben are two competitors who are operating on a very similar frequency and it’s a very fun one. Speaking of frequencies, we got some great voices on this episode to boot. Corporate personhood, weaponising helicopters, a human centipede situation and the disillusion of marriage are all coming together to form a perfect storm of trillionaire murder plots in this very exciting episode of Killionaire TV.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com. |
| 0:16.5 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:24.9 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.6 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:38.2 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find juan huena welcome to killionaire |
| 0:48.7 | hello and welcome to another riveting episode of Killianair TV. |
| 0:56.5 | Jesus Christ. |
| 0:57.8 | Yeah, I told you it's riveting. |
| 0:59.5 | Okay. |
| 1:00.0 | I'm Guy Montgomery. |
| 1:01.3 | That is Tim Bat. |
| 1:02.6 | He's not wrong. |
| 1:03.2 | And today we'll be talking to two prospective pitches. |
| 1:08.3 | Not in the Major League Baseball, baby. |
| 1:10.2 | These guys are pitching ideas. |
| 1:11.9 | Not in the water sense, either. No, yeah, they're not pitches of water. They are... Imagine if they were, though. Some of the world's... Well... Do you know what I would say, though? The next two contestants, two cool pitches of water. Yeah, two long pitches of water. are they going to bring us their ideas on how to help fundraise money |
| 1:29.0 | for some of the world's wealthiest people |
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