Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.

I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.

Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com.

He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster.

Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often.

But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on.

We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire

and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,

dispersing their funds to humanity at large.

We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan

Winner. Welcome to Killianer.

Hello and welcome to another exciting edition of Killionier, a game show slash, I'm going to

call Life Competition to create Earth's First trillionaire and then disperse all the money from killing the world's first trillionaire. That's right. Can I also throw in the telethon genre? I feel like there's a telethon energy to this. We're fundraising in a way, aren't we? That's true. For the community. That's true. The global community. And to that end, let's meet the callers we have on the line right now. Let's meet some of the global community. We are joined by Jamie. Hello, Jamie. Good evening of my fine gentleman. Oh, how are you? Yeah, pretty good. Nice brisk 9.30pm over here.

Over here is over where?

Over in the UK, over in By London.

I see.

By London.

Good on you, Jamie.

We're dealing with some pretty spicy material.

I would want to give too much away about my location either. When you say, by London, we're exactly... You don't have to share that if you don't want. That's for me to know, isn't it? All right. Wow. I like the... There's a real intrigue to you, Jamie. Oh, thank you. And Jamie, you will be pitching against Stephanie. Hello, Stephanie. How are you? Kura, hello. I'm well, thank you. Fantastic.

Where do you hail from, Stephanie?

I'm outside Boston, Massachusetts.

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