Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.

I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.

Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com.

He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster.

Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often.

But as the world turns to custard, we've got a new thing going on.

We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire,

and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,

dispersing their funds to humanity at large.

We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan Huena. Welcome to Killionaire.

Hello and welcome to Killionaire. Tim and Guy on a mission to find the very best plan to make

and quickly kill a trillionaire. You've got a slightly different take on it though. Yours is more like, we'll make a trillionaire and then see what happens, right? Well, we'll get someone over a trillion dollars, yeah, and then we'll sort of vibe it out. But I've got a rough idea of what their fate will be. We are joined by two Killian Air contestants. They're here. They've been here for a long time.

Yeah. We've been mucking around with microphones and whatnot, trying to make it all work.

In a sense, we've all been here for a long time.

Please welcome yourselves. Hello, Jacob.

Hello.

Hello.

And hello, Patricia.

Hello.

We're very excited to have you both here joining us from the northern hemisphere,

one of the top two hemispheres.

Big time.

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