REPLAY: Killionaire TV 5: Harley v Crum

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

In this thrilling episode of Killionare TV, we have Harley who is leading the charge on Operation DRUG BUTT - a strategy featuring an incredible product named 'Thicc Biscc' and a twist - A HUGE TWIST! Meanwhile Crum has donned his network executive tuxedo to pitch one of the most power television ideas anyone has ever heard. They'll be a lot of dancing, they'll be a lot of meowing. They'll be a Tally-thon Telethon ft. a CEO who hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico.

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0:00.0	Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news.
0:04.6	I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals.
0:12.1	Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.com.
0:16.6	He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster.
0:21.0	Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often.
0:25.0	But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on.
0:28.7	We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire
0:31.5	and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire,
0:34.9	dispersing their funds to humanity at large.
0:37.7	We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan
0:42.0	Winner.
0:43.1	Welcome to Killianer.
0:52.3	Welcome to Killianer.
1:06.2	A concept show where we're trying to fundraise to get one human being to a trillion dollars net worth and then disperse the trillion dollars by some sort of mechanism of removing that trillion dollars from the person.
1:10.0	Maybe there's an end of life involved.
1:11.0	That's right.
1:14.3	Traditionally, that is how we extricate the money.
1:15.5	But anything is possible.
1:20.3	We are joined for today's episode by the brilliant Harley.
1:21.6	Harley Wake, hello.
1:22.4	Can you hear us?
1:25.6	I definitely can.
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