REPLAY: Killionaire TV 4: Cameron v Matt
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
A battle between Old School Simplicity and High-end, High-production Value Showbusiness Showmanship. Cameron wants to see Jeff Bezos sitting on top of a good old fashioned dunk tank filled with sulfuric acid. Matt has conceived of a brand new idea - a Spiderman musical! Who will prevail? Certainly not our billionaires, that’s for sure.
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| 0:00.0 | Tim here, if you want to see me in the flesh and you're in New Zealand or Australia, good news. |
| 0:04.6 | I'm coming to Adelaide, Brisbane, Melbourne, Sydney, Auckland and Wellington for the comedy festivals. |
| 0:12.1 | Please buy some tickets now at timbat.com.n.z. |
| 0:16.6 | He's Timbat. I'm Guy Montgomery. And this, well, this is a dumpster. |
| 0:21.0 | Together, we're best known for watching bad movies too often. |
| 0:25.0 | But as the world turns to custard, we got a new thing going on. |
| 0:28.6 | We want to create the world's first ever trillionaire |
| 0:31.5 | and then swiftly remove the world's first ever trillionaire, |
| 0:34.9 | dispersing their funds to humanity at large. |
| 0:37.6 | We're taking your ideas, pitching them against each other until we find Juan |
| 0:42.0 | Huena. |
| 0:43.1 | Welcome to Killianer. |
| 0:52.0 | Hello and welcome to an exciting episode of Killianair TV. |
| 0:55.8 | I'm Guy Montgomery. |
| 0:57.1 | I, as always, am Tim Bear. |
| 0:59.4 | And today we're joined by Cameron and Matt, our two prospective fundraisers come executioners |
| 1:07.6 | as we try and help some of the world's best and brightest become a little better, |
| 1:12.6 | a little brighter, and with time, a little more dead. |
| 1:16.9 | We are live. |
| 1:19.9 | Cameron, I'll talk to you first. |
| 1:21.6 | How the bloody hell are you? |
| 1:24.5 | I'm quite all right. |
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